First 4 verses only:

My friend and I lived far apart and
Started a mailing tradition
Each year we exchanged apparel
Under one condition.

All these articles for wearing
Must be the right size and fit
And if it wasn't we agreed that
We would donate it.

When winter came I received a pair of
Boots that were too big
I gave them to the Goodwill
And then sent her a wig.

Putting it on she looked in the mirror
And saw how it didn't fit right
The band around the head cut off
Her circulation and was too tight. . . .

Copyright 1999, All Rights Reserved, Barbara A. Scherek Jr.